a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
i’d like my alarm to be beyoncé screaming in my face ‘HOW DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING???’ and she doesnt stop screaming untill i reply ‘FLAWLESS!’ as loud as i can with full confidence
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today